"Jagvar" (Jagvar)
11/20/2013 at 16:40 • Filed to: None
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I chuckled.
ttyymmnn
> Jagvar
11/20/2013 at 16:42 |
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Evangelism in one neat metaphor.
Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
> Jagvar
11/20/2013 at 16:42 |
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Jesus is a girl that hits kids with books? Haha.
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Jagvar
> Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
11/20/2013 at 16:44 |
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Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
> Jagvar
11/20/2013 at 16:48 |
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hahahaha
Dunnik
> Jagvar
11/20/2013 at 16:49 |
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Clearly, a detention is just the solution to somebody claiming to be Jesus come again and employing the Bible as a Holy Weapon of Terror. Nothing like a couple lunch-time detentions to keep kids with serious mental issues on the straight and narrow.
Telumektar
> Jagvar
11/20/2013 at 16:59 |
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Claiming to be a major religious figure?
You nailed it, Marissa!
Brian, The Life of
> Jagvar
11/20/2013 at 17:16 |
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Fundamentalism - Nature or Nurture?
leicester
> Jagvar
11/20/2013 at 17:38 |
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Well, maybe if the Romans had just given Jesus detention, then the Christians would have remained an obscure sect of the Jews and some of the ensuing kerfuffles may have been avoided.
oldirtybootz
> Jagvar
11/20/2013 at 17:44 |
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I had some dooseys in my day. One suspension said something to the effect of "fuck you, it's not my garbage so I'm not picking it up." Or the time I got two days suspension for doing graffiti on a Snapple machine, when in reality all I did was unplug it so it would steal a kid's dollar. Or the 5 day suspension my friend and I spent smoking pot because they caught us smoking a cig. There are countless others.
Bubbles22
> Jagvar
11/20/2013 at 19:19 |
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If my kid were to get detention, it had better be for a reason like this.